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Enviado el: lunes, 22 de mayo de 2011 10:03
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Asunto: Mejor Regalo Para su Amato, Horas Aqui

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Actualizacion: Muchos clientes satisfechos han confirmado que el transporte maritimo y tambien ahora a las replicas. Hemos recibido informes y luego se detiene.

Legendario nombre porque muchos cusotmers repetir, y los que arrebato fuera de la que, a su vez se han intercambiado.

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Por supuesto… es otro spam más. Y yo me pregunto:

  • El asunto es “Mejor regalo para su amato” y después me ofrecen tornillos grandes de acero inoxidable. Sí, sin duda es el mejor regalo para mi “amato”. Mi “amato” lleva toda la vida esperando un gran tornillo de estos. ¡¡Por fín me lo ofrecen!!
  • Por más que leo el texto, no llego a comprender como lo han traducido. Creo que ni un traductor automático lo hace tan mal. Se me ocurre que el proceso ha sido pasarlo por un traductor a un segundo idioma, y de este segundo idioma a un tercero y así sucesivamente. Puede que a la décima traducción salga este resultado. ¡¡Ya puestos a bajar la calidad deberían haberlo imprimido, pasado por el fax cuatro o cinco veces y luego dejar que un OCR haga el resto!!
  • ¿De verdad alguien pica en estas cosas? Es muy parecido a ver un cartel promocional en un escaparate que diga algo así como “QERBAGA agastgaewew!!” y entrar a preguntar por ello. ¿Alguno de vosotros entraría a preguntar?

Si esto continua voy a abrir una sección de “absurdos” o algo similar con este tipo de material, resulta que es inagotable. Estamos llegando a un punto en que todo se quiere hacer sin esfuerzo. Ni los delincuentes se preocupan ya de hacer un trabajo de calidad. Todos somos una panda de vagos pero ¡que reconozcan mi trabajo que si no me ofendo! ¡Lo mío me ha costado mucho!

Nada más, os aconsejo que todos leáis vuestros mensajes antes de mandarlos.


 

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